Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Made Only 348– Dollars

No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you.

According to film correspondent, Steve Mason; Jessica Simpson’s new movie Blonde Ambition had only made 348 dollars at the box office on friday, in Jessica’s home state of Texas. Now there is talks that the movie will be going to go straight to DVD next month.

Here is Steve Mason’s box office report on Jessica’s block buster disaster:

“As has been reported, Jessica is dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and she was at Texas Stadium last Sunday when Romo had his all-time worst performance ever against the Philadelphia Eagles All week long, Jessica has been public enemy #1 with Cowboy fans. Fans of America’s team believe that “Romessica” will derail the Cowboys on the way to the Super Bowl in Arizona on February 3.

Blonde Ambition averaged $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie! That’s amazing! One of the worst performances a movie has ever had.

I am projecting that Jessica’s “star vehicle” will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.”

Jessica it seems to me that your little boyfriend is bringing down your career and before you know it, you will be shaving your head and lip-syncing your songs on the highway to hell (now who can that relate to). I thought the outcome of The Dukes of Hazzard taught you a lesson. Jessica movies are not what you are good at– so stop trying. 

~AnGel LuSt~

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